Big Q – Truth & Lies – Answers

Hey Der,

A few days ago I wrote down some truths about me, and one of them was a lie.  Do you think you know the answer?

Never Crawled as a Baby - True.  That's what they tell me anyway.  I was a creeper, not a crawler, and then one day I just stood-up and walked.  I guess I had to get to Flash.

Big Q on a Horse

Spent New Years Eve, 1993, In Paris - True  Had such an amazing time, I don't even try to have fun anymore on New Years, because it can't be beat.  This is me just before a fancy 7 course meal.  They served Brie as a the first course.  I thought it was cheese cake.  To this day it was the worst thing I've ever put in my mouth.

Paris Dinner on New Years 1993

Tried out for the movie “WHOOLY BOYS” Starring Kris Kristoferson and Peter Fonda (Trooper #1) - Yep, True.  They shot the movie in Medora North Dakota.  I lost out to the guy who was directing the stage play I was in at the local theater.

Was in a Boy Band that opened for a Monkee's Reunion Show. - Alas, this is the lie.  I couldn't sing my way out of a paper bag, let alone dance out of one.

Once grew my hair out for Locks of Love.  - This is True.  Falls under the title "No Good  Deed Goes Unpunished".  I couldn't drive with my window down with out getting the crap whipped out of my by my hair.  It would've been fine except I don't have A/C and it took 2 years to grow it.  Plus, a fat guy with man tits gets called "mam" a lot in Texas.  "Can I help  you with those bags Mam?"  "No thanks, I'll push the cart with my testy's".  I tried to grow facial hair to stop this from happening.  Sad thing, it didn't stop.

Big Q Locks of Love moment

There's a little peak into the Big Q.  Hope you enjoyed the ride.