YOUR K-101.7 SONG OF THE DAY!

My hands still smell like stuffing. Oh lordly lord, I ate so much I can barely type my way through this...sen...tence... Were my fingers this...chubby...a few hours ago? I can't feel my feet. Shouldn't have eaten that last tub of...whip...cream...ed potatoes...

Oh no, I couldn't possibly eat anything else, I don't care how delicious those leftovers look. I just wanna finish this post and then gently slide out of the chair and maybe go to sleep under this desk. No no no, not the LAST OF THE CRANBERRY SAUCE!

OH NO.